Midget :: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! COME AND LOOOOOOOOOOOOK WHAT IIIIIIIIIIII DID
Me :: *oh for the love of God, what now*… OK coming…. what have you done, then?
Midget :: I wrote my NAME!!!
Me :: Wow, you’re so smart! How did you know how to write your name?
Midget :: I just KNOW.
Me :: OK, so let me see…
Midget :: THERE! SEE?? (spells out name) *beams with pride*
Me :: Oh. Darling. Well done. You are so clever and mummy is soooooo proud.
Midget gives a satisfied sigh and goes off to play with the Scaletrix.
I look at his name written on the coffee table, sigh and make a mental note to dust more often.